How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket