How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.