What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.