What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.