What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.