Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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A buck an ear

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.