Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!