How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.