How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16