Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.