Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!