Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.