How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.