Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!