Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.