Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.