Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!