How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.