How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts