What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.