What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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He didn't like Chinese food.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!