How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.