How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.