How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.