What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex