How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.