How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.