What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking