What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you