What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you