Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD