Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!