Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD