Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
To get to the other side.
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Slow down and grab some lube!!
A narcissistick.
He got hurt from harmful rays
He was Russian.
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Sir
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because it's good ferrous.
