Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Don't be depressed
He couldn't decide what font to use.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
A trombone!
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Where to sir?
Colonel, sir.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
