What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.