What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.