What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!