Holy Sheet!"
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
The sock under my bed.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Tulips on my pianist.
A pig in a blanket.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
Holy Sheet!