What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"