What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!