What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!