What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything