What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment