Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.