What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !