What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.