How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"