How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!