How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.