Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"