How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.