How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"