How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"