How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !