Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Light bulb.
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
From a catalogue. ba dum tss
An old man yelling at the cloud
Both are yelling at the same kid.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up