How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"