How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up