How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Antique farm equipment.

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A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!