How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!