What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling