What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.