What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down