Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
To see how long she slept.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Because other cars have Mordor.
An Opti-Mystic.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Get a new robe!
Tennish
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
