How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !