How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !