Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.