How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's