How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes