Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture