Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture