What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.