What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas