Porch Jokes

Pay for the pizza!

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Pati 'O' Furniture

Matt. Others:

Pay him for the pizza

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Patty O'Furniture

Patty O'Furniture

Patio Furniture.

Paddy O' furniture

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Patty O'Furnature

Paddy O'Furniture

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Paddy O'Furniture!

To stop getting confused as feminists

you don't you go and grab him

He already told you so.

You pay him for the pizza.

Notice me sin() !!!

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

A precipuss.

They know people will blow them.

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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