What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.