Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.