Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right