How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.