How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.