How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!