How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.