Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back