Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.