Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.