How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!