How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.