The punchline is too long.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
About four.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
The punchline was too long
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.