What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!