What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.