What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.