What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.