What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.